It’s been a tough week team, I’ve officially just become bloody single yet again , so I’ve only managed a couple of days in the gym, yet I’ve managed to get to the pub heaps !
Maybe it’s not the drink or the fatty foods, maybe the bloody wedding cake has been causing me so much pain for so many years ???!!!!
And those who may be single, isn’t life very cruel to you when you’re single all of a sudden, it’s like the world knows, and everyone’s finding it really very funny.
I now get phone calls at night: 'Mitch -- hi, it's Blockbuster video. It's nine o'clock, you're not here yet. Just wanted to call and make sure you're OK.'
And it doesn’t stop there, it was my daughter’s birthday this week, so I went to Toys R Us and asked the girl "How much is that new Barbie in the window?"
She said "Which one? We have 'Barbie goes to the gym' for $19.95 ....'Barbie goes to the Ball' for $19.95 ....'Barbie goes shopping' for $19.95 ....'Barbie goes to the beach' for $19.95
....'Barbie goes to the Nightclub' for $19.95 ....and 'Just split up from her husband Barbie' for $675.00".
"Shit” I said, “Why is she $675.00, when all the others are $19.95"
Ah well she said, "THAT Barbie comes with Ken's car, house, boat and furniture”
Sending you all the love.
No comments:
Post a Comment